'Ello Guv'na

April 2012

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“We can tell our children that school is important until we’re blue in the face, they’re not stupid. They see the loudest applause is for the kids on the field. They know teachers are paid poorly and don’t drive fancy cars. They know people plan Super Bowl parties but mock the National Spelling Bee. In other words, they see the hypocrisy, and we can’t expect society to correct itself. If we want to have any lasting influence on the way our kids approach education — the way future generations approach education — then we have to grab our pom-poms and paint our faces and celebrate intellectual curiosity with the same vigor we do their athletic achievements.” —

Why I’m raising my son to be a nerd - CNN.com (via colporteur)

This.

I teach some classes at the local university and I have watched as the shrinking budget resulted in cutting the nursing and the German department…yet I haven’t heard anyone even suggest cutting athletics. Explain to me how football is more important than learning a foreign language or training nurses???

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• me: *sneezes*
• everyone:
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• teacher: bless you
• students: bless you
• principal: bless you
• class hamster: bless you
• jesus: bless you
• god: bless you
• tupac: bless you

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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I’m bored soo…go ahead

ALWAYS. I AM A LONELY MAN.

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My favorite Oscar of the night

bitch please

make room for the Grammys

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A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. 

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY … GIRRRL LOOK AT THAT BODDDYYY. 

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• attractive boy: hi i'm famous
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• Mom: whats wrong with you?
• Me: IT'S OVER!!!
• Mom: what!? Whats over???
• Me: THE FANDOM
• Mom: ...what?
• Me: HE CALLED US FREAKS!
• Mom: ....who?
• Me: ED HELMS!!!!!
• Mom: WHO IS THAT!?!???
• Me: THE ONCE-LER
• Mom: ...oh.....
• Me: OUR LEADER DOES NOT APPROVE *cries in the corner*

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